Hello, it's me

Skedaddle

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Passionate and enthusiastic chronic shitposter eager to apply my knowledge of various memes, slangs and trends to impact real-world applications.

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About Me

BSc Shitposting (Hons)

Hi I'm Sked, a highly motivated doomscroller. I have practical experience in getting flamed in League of Legends, going 8th in TFT, missing the jump in Minecraft Bedwars, and losing to Megaknight players in Clash Royale. My hobbies include ego lifting, arguing with ChatGPT and getting roasted in the shower. I'm a self-proclaimed "gym rat" and "space glider", and I have a knack for finding the most obscure memes on the internet.

I'm highly interested in sleeping at a regular time and have a phobia of women. I shower.

Relevant Skills

Call me Toji because I'm heavenly restricted from landing an internship

My Projects

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Are you a vibe coder because you're lazy? Or are you lazy because you're a vibe coder?

Personal Hobbies

Working Out

I want to be like Toji.

Hiking

I want to have an elytra irl so I can glide back down HMMM.

Rock Climbing

W date idea. Will save for later when I have a gf to take on a date before I die

Chess

Call me GothamChess from the amount of Rooks I've "sacrificed".

Video Editing

Premiere Pro gives me a headache ngl.

Gaming

I'm a professional player in League of Legends (peak Gold 3).